I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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