Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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