You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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