Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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