So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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