Don't EVER smell your tampon
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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Someone shattered a urinal.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.