I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.