if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS