well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!