1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
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dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext