We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.