Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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