Dual....:-)
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
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We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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