Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Don't make out with my wife yet
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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