I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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