brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Randomize
