are you still at the devil's house?
they need to just BURY HIM!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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