yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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