If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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