i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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