but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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