I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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