I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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