I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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