This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
im six kinds of drunk right now
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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