Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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