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yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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