two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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