All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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