My first STD was from a foam party
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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