these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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