Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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