They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Operation Purity has been aborted
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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