My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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