Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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