do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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