they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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