I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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