So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
i think i just lost a toe
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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