Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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