Dual....:-)
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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