i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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