Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
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I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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