drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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