well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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