She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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