i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
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