I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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