But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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