Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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