I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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