Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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