My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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